January 2012
bernadeezy asked: hehehehehohoh look bit(.)ly/l6k7s6
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
December 2011
Reading The Book Thief and listening to Radiohead until I fall into a blissful slumber.
Toodaloo, motherfuckers.
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You’re forgiven.
You’re forgotten.
When I was 18 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit. When I was 25 I...
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
I lost respect for so many people in 2011.
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My grandma keeps on telling me how beautiful I am, every time she sees me.
How teens and adults text
jonnytanz:
pers0na:
mass-destruction:
arieecapulong:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
this is so relevant
so accurate it hurts
I never knew there...
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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If a guy has scars, he’s got a Robin. And if he’s missing teeth,...
– Robin Scherbatzky