February 2011
January 2011
“You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people....”
– Chuck Klosterman (via vulvamort)
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Obsessed with Misfits
fuckyeahmonkeyslut:
Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
Why have you forsaken me?
christopherbale-deactivated2012 asked: WHY I MUST HAVE SEX WITH YOU
-RIGHT NOW
-BECAUSE IT WOULD UPSET MY MOTHER
SO SHE CAN TELL I CAN BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS. LOL.
-RIGHT NOW
-BECAUSE IT WOULD UPSET MY MOTHER
SO SHE CAN TELL I CAN BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS. LOL.
Faking an Orgasm
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever was faking an orgasm. This girl was going down on me and thought that she was a pro at licking cooter. But she really wasn’t. Now I feel kinda bad because she thinks she’s super great at eating pussy and it’s all because of me since I faked that orgasm.
[Female, 18]
